lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

unwavers:

holding my breath everytime germany is close to a goal omg

lmaoalien:

plot twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

Interviewer: When do you sleep?
Taylor Swift: I sleep at night. That's a good question though.

booksfrommyshelf:

Good books always leave you feeling a little lost when you finish them.

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